i am reading the last page that consist Horoscope,yes yes i read horoscopes for the fun of it ok!
anyway my horoscope says
"The star gods are angry. Appease them by making a bonfire and holding a sacrificial burning of two thousand copies of Twilight."
what the hell???
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anyway HAHAHAHAHAHAHA the one for Sagittarius said:
"If you wear sunnies indoors you look like a douche. Seriously."
HHAHAHAHA I'm laughing my heads off!!
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Aries:
"The position of Mercury says tomorrow is a lucky day for shoplifting."
HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Virgo:
"Saying things like 'jk' and 'lol' will take a bad turn when Australian immigration authorities mistake it for a foreign language and ship you out of the country."
ROFLMAO
anyway HAHAHAHAHAHAHA the one for Sagittarius said:
"If you wear sunnies indoors you look like a douche. Seriously."
HHAHAHAHA I'm laughing my heads off!!
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Aries:
"The position of Mercury says tomorrow is a lucky day for shoplifting."
HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Virgo:
"Saying things like 'jk' and 'lol' will take a bad turn when Australian immigration authorities mistake it for a foreign language and ship you out of the country."
ROFLMAO
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